May 2013
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
sigoynerblod:
OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
deanspelvis:
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what
kanyesmom:
a b c d e f me
-everysecond:
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”
dilemmemily:
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
